spam
10:17 p.m. x 2003-09-30
First the spam mail wanted me to fatten up my man sword (their words, not mine) then they wanted me to slim down. Gotta love spam!
In the last 2 days, spam had led me to believe that I'm an overweight man with a small penis that wants to bend Phil over the desk.
Oh wait, that describes my ex-husband.