Scoot! Get! Go on!
2:40 a.m. x March 15, 2004
You all need to get off of your computers right effin now and go to the newstand. Buy the April edition of Epregnancy magazine. Do it now. I don't care if you're not pregnant. Hell, I don't even care if you're a guy. The fact of the matter is, I'm in the article on page 51.
What are you still doing here? You have a magazine to buy.