The Sunday Night Sex Show
10:46 p.m. x 2003-09-17
I'm going to go clean my house quickly. Then it's on to Ellen and the Sunday Night Sex Show. Gosh, that boring old woman mesmerizes me!
For those Canadians that see this and think "I thought that was in Canada only, and it isn't Sunday", lucky me gets to watch it on Oxygen after Ellen, because they play re-runs. I'm astonished that anyone can rub a "gerbil" on the back of their neck without falling out of the chair with laughter, and some of the stuff people ask her just astonishes me, like last night.
"I have this thing for pubic hair being on, ya know? And uhh.. my wife has black pubic hair, but I've been watching pornos where the girls have red pubes, and it really turns me on. We've tried to die it but her hair won't lighten. Is there anything we can do, Sue?"
Oh, I love it!
Or how about:
"I don't like to have intercourse after oral sex because the orgasm makes it feel yucky but my boyfriend wants to. Can you give me some advice on how to talk to him about it?" So Sue says "Are you giving him oral too?" and the caller says "No, I don't like doing that." so then Sue asks why and proceeds to tell her that's unfair and the girl hangs up on her.
Shortly after, someone pulled their smoke alarm and they had to go to break to figure out what the noise was.
Oh gosh, I get all giddy, and no, I don't get horny. It's too... "health class" for that. It's also the most boring show I've ever seen but it's so good!
I better shut up or I'll have to skip cleaning for Ellen.