Jokes
8:28 p.m. x May 05, 2004
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by
the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
marital status
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what?
You're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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Japanese Fart.....
A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married
she was to please her husband and never upset him.
So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out
of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes,
and accidentally let out a big fart. She looked up and said: "Awe, so
sorry...excuse please, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud."