I think my goal of never being called a deadfuck has backfired.
1:57 p.m. x October 29, 2004
| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 38.3% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself | 65.1% |
| Shamelessness | 42.9% Puts 'em on the glass | 79.3% |
| Sex Drive | 23.7% Humps fire hydrants when nobody's looking | 77.7% |
| Straightness | 0% Knows the other body type like a map | 44.7% |
| Gayness | 21.4% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame | 83.7% |
| Fucking Sick | 61.9% Dipped into depravity | 90% |
| You are 34.53% pure Average Score: 72.7% | ||