General asshats
Circle I Limbo

Marc's employees, old ladies that park too close then bitch when I back out because I almost hit their cars, people that ignore my turn signal on Ohio's constantly changing highways
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Rednecks
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

the idiot at banner critic, The bitch at citgo
Circle IV Rolling Weights

US customs
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Dick Cheney, George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Britney Spears
Circle VII Burning Sands

Uday Hussein, Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden, Qusay Hussein
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell